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This week's strains

Zoomies

Zoomies

Regular price $14.00 USD

Regular price Sale price $14.00 USD
The Alternatives

The Alternatives

Regular price $14.00 USD

Regular price Sale price $14.00 USD
House Blend

House Blend

Regular price $14.00 USD

Regular price Sale price $14.00 USD
Couch Lock

Couch Lock

Regular price $14.00 USD

Regular price Sale price $14.00 USD

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Patient Testimonials*

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Our patients don't leave reviews. They leave impressions. Mostly in the couch.

Biscuit

PATIENT #0042 · ORANGE TABBY

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Rx: Couch Lock

My human spent $340 on a cat tree. I have slept on the box the couch came in for two years. Then she brought home Couch Lock. I have now claimed the actual couch. We are even.

— Biscuit, verified patient

Her Majesty

PATIENT #0007 · TORTOISESHELL PERSIAN

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Rx: House Blend

One does not typically endorse products. However. My staff presented the House Blend on a saucer, as is proper, and I permitted myself eleven minutes of undignified floor-writhing. Tell no one.

— H.M., reluctantly

Ziggy

PATIENT #0113 · GRAY · POST-ZOOMIES

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Rx: Zoomies

took one sniff. ran the hallway fourteen times. knocked the remote behind the couch where it belongs. my guy filmed the whole thing on his phone. we both got what we wanted.

— ziggy. no notes.

Mochi

PATIENT #0088 · SPHYNX · NON-RESPONDER

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Rx: The Alternatives

I'm one of the 30% of cats catnip does nothing for. The budtenders didn't shame me. They prescribed The Alternatives — silvervine. Turns out I DO have feelings. My lady cried a little. Embarrassing for her.

— Mochi, converted skeptic

*Our patients are cats. Cats cannot write reviews. These are jokes. The Oregon-grown catnip, however, is extremely real.