Couch Lock

The zoomies are the opening act. Couch Lock is the twenty minutes after — when your cat melts into a loaf and makes peace with the room.

Sage: "Most blends only sell you the winding up. We walk it toward calm with lemon balm instead."

Catnip-forward, lemon balm in support — and no chamomile or lavender, both on the ASPCA's toxic-to-cats list.

The honest partThe base is still catnip, so it won't reach the catnip-immune third. If that's yours, The Alternatives is.

Oregon catnip & lemon balm · ROC · no chamomile, no lavender · feline use only · supervise play.