NO. 005 · JUNE 2026
COUCH LOCK PRE-ROLLS x 5
~ packed by TrippHIGH WHISKERS · PDX
The Subscription · Ships the 12th

A stash box,
monthly, at your door.

One strain. One pre-roll pack. One piece of glassware. A personalized card. And one surprise the cats keep secret until the box opens.

1 STRAIN 5 PRE-ROLLS 1 GLASSWARE 1 STRAIN CARD 1 SURPRISE
Starter
$32/mo
Strain + pre-roll + surprise.
The Drop
$58/mo
The full five-item box.
Big Drop
$92/mo
Double strains. Double glass.
Get on the list → See the year ahead
What's in every Drop

Five things, every month.

01.
A strain

Sage's pick this month. 1oz amber jar, kraft label, deli sticker, twine. Always different.

02.
Five pre-rolls

Soft fabric tubes stuffed with strain-specific blend. Tripp's personal favorite.

03.
One glassware

A rotating 3D-printed piece. The bong, the pipe, the grinder. Different every month.

04.
A strain card

Field-guide collector's card. Numbered. Educational. Tradeable.

05.
A surprise

Portland-coded local goodie. A zine page. A small-batch bakery treat for you. Something unexpected.

The Year Ahead

The monthly theme calendar.

JAN
New Year, New Loaf
Featured: Naptime
Resolution parody. Maximum sedation. Begin the year horizontal.
FEB
Lonely Hearts
Featured: Bridgetown Bliss
V-Day parody. For the single-cat household.
MAR
Spring Zoomies
Featured: Mt. Hood Haze
Daylight savings energy spike.
APR
The 4/20
Featured: Limited Edition
Annual hero drop. Numbered. Limited. Inevitable sellout.
MAY
Mother's Drop
Featured: Forest Park OG
Cat Mom recognition. Includes hand-signed card.
JUN
Pride Drop
Featured: Willamette Wowie
Portland Pride tie-in. Portion of proceeds to QSF.
JUL
High Summer
Featured: The Burnside
Patio season. Social cats. Loud strain.
AUG
Dog Days
Featured: Couch Lock
The sleepiest month of the year.
SEP
Back to School
Featured: Cerebral Cricket
Hunter-themed. Sharp focus.
OCT
Spooky Drop
Featured: Sasquatch Kush
Halloween. Includes costume Med Card edition.
NOV
Thanksgiving Loaf
Featured: Naptime
Maximum loaf. Designed to outlast the family.
DEC
The Stocking Drop
Featured: Pacific Punch
Holiday packaging. Gift mode default.